Why, hello there.

Doing what I can to live my life and be grateful.

stumpstiel-wentzchester:

mykaobering:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, someone sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

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I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING

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Time to set my priorities straight.

Study for insurance license.
Start running at least three times a week (or tennis).

I’ve been slacking, and I’ve been unmotivated.
I want to work at a well-paid job to be able to pay off my loans and treat my parents.
I want to tone my body. I know I’m not fat fat, but I want to lose the excess wigglies that has been jiggling. Hell, I gained 15 lbs in college. I want it goneee! Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy that my body is quite healthy, however, it could be healthier. I would never deprive myself from food!

It’ll be tough, but it’ll be worth it.

amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:

This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. image

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knackorcraft:

For the record, I find Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines morally reprehensible (but incredibly catchy).

This Weird Al version made me laugh and laugh and laugh.  It speaks to my inner English professor.  

deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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No.

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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

h0wtohideyourfeelings:

nocaresnoregrets:

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

This post gained more than 100,000 notes in over a day. One of the most powerful things I ever posted.